I'm standing at edge of a large messy jungle, swarming with animals. My team are standing behind me. We are given a map and told to find our way Amazing Race-style through to the end.
We look at the map and work out the best way through.
Just as we're about to leave, Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) walks up to me and says
"You guys are, like, awesome. Somebody drink this cordial."
He hands me a cup of red cordial. Knowing that John Heder is the ruler of all Jungle team sports, I obey and drink the cordial. I immediately fall into a coma and my team must now carry me through the jungle. Gosh!
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