6: The Rude Guy

No birds in this one...

I'm in a bar with my friend Lucy.
We're about to order a drink when a very rude man cuts in front of us. Lucy stands back and lets him in, while I step forward and tell him off.
"Excuse me," I say "but we're about to order and you just cut in line and that's just not acceptable"
Lucy looks embarrassed.
The man looks angry for a second, then his expression fades and he says,
"Congratulations! Have you ever heard of the show mmmm?" (he mumbled it, so I couldn't hear it)
I shake my head.
"We're a hidden camera show where people get rewarded for telling other people off when they've been rude! You're our newest winner!"
"WOOO!" I yell, pumping my fist in the air.
I turn to Lucy for her 'woo' but she just looks disbelieving.
The man gives me some money, and a camera man comes out. I turn and look straight down the camera and say,
"I just got Punk'd!!"
And the camera man throws the camera on the floor, where it consequently shatters like glass, and he runs away.